Matthew Cox :: You Might Be A Computer Geek If...

You have an email address on more than three servers
For fun you think up funny domain names. (eg "www.dot.dom" dot-dot-dot-com)
...and have checked if they exist!
Have more money invested in your computer than your car.
...and don't see anything wrong with it.
Would rather die than buy a "Dummies" book
Think people who can't set the clock on their VCR are pathetic
Have ever tried to verbally coax an answer from your computer
Have ever included :-) in a email message
Have ever thought up 100 smiles more clever =(8^)
Have ever used a computer for more than 6 straight hours (while not at work)
Have ever used a computer past 4am
Own more than 6 computer books thicker than 2 inches
Just measured books in an attempt to dodge the above
Have ever used a computer on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the same weekend.
Find yourself interupting computer store salesman to correct something he said.
Have ever helped computer store personnel with software/hardware.
The first thing you notice when walking in a business is their computer system
...and offer advice on how you would change it.
Have ever mounted a magnetic tape reel.
Own any shareware.
Have WRITTEN any shareware.
Have made money on shareware that you wrote.
Have ever written a dll or Driver of any sort.
You know more IP addresses that phone numbers
Have ever accidentally dialed an IP
Friends use you as tech support
You log more hours with your ISP than at work
Have ever named a computer
Hove your local computer store on speed dial
Can't carry on a conversation without talking about computers
Co-workers have to email you about the fire alarm to get you out of the building
Have ever found "stray" diskettes when doing laundry
Your computer has it's own phone line, but your teenager doesn't
You check the national weather service web page for current weather conditions (rather than look out the window)
You know more urls than street addresses
You have made your ISP completely rethink that "unlimited access" thing
Your pet has a web page
You get really excited when Yahoo adds your link
You have ever disasembled a floppy
...and reassembeled it
...and it worked!
You have an opinion of Bill Gates even though you have never met him
You think Bill Gates is the anti-christ
...KNOW Bill Gates is the anti-christ
...and can prove it!
You have ever sent an email to someone sitting next to you.
You think caffenine is one of the major food groups
You have ever had a dream involving computers
You start tilting your head sideways to smile