Top 11 Geek Breakup Lines
- 11.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F Relationship failed.
- 10. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.
- 09. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.
- 08. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.
- 07. I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's buddy lists.
- 06. I'd like a true beauty so I don't have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.
- 05. It's like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)...
- 04. Let's face it. You love Intel, and I'm an AMD man. It's not going to work out.
- 03. What do you mean your EULA says that once I've removed the shrink wrap I can't return it?
- 02. After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking for someone more feminine.
- 01. So long and thanks for all the fish.
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