Visiting the Cambridgeside Apple Store - 12/15/2001
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Coffee and breakfast to keep yourself awake: $6.50
Cell minutes looking for the one only known as "Hippy": $0.35/minute
Getting Hippy out of bed before the sun is up...
...Being within the first 20 people in line at the newest Apple store...
...Using unencrypted wireless network to wreak havoc...
Step 1 - scan network, notice IPX traffic.
Step 2 - scan AppleTalk network: find Genius Bar printer.
Step 3 - Send obnoxious question to printer before store opens.
...and stumping the Genius Bar before the store even opens: